Use of Content (We share with
This website contains material which is
owned by Fart By Mail. This material includes, but is not limited to
the design, layout,
look, appearance, sound, video and graphics. All material contained
on this website is the property of Fart By Mail and protected by
copyright or trademark, unless stated otherwise. You are encouraged
to share all of this content with other people or use it to help
promote Fart By Mail. However, please do not steal this content for
a use other than spreading the word about Fart By Mail.
Right to Refuse Service (Don’t be
You can add a custom message to a Fart by Mail product. Fart By Mail is not responsible for the content of these messages, nor do these messages reflect the views of Fart By Mail. However, Fart By Mail does review all messages for threats of violence or any message that does not represent the spirit of this organization. Fart By Mail reserves the right to cancel any order and refund Your money.
Limitation on Liability (CFBMA!)
In no way will Fart By Mail, its suppliers, or distributors be liable for any legal claim or action arising out of the use of a Fart By Mail product. It is hard to imagine why anyone would sue or be sued for sending a very smelly greeting card to someone, but we live in a crazy world. You should keep with the fun spirit of Fart By Mail and send Fart By Mail products to people who will appreciate this fun spirit (like this guy). If You or Your recipient drag Fart By Mail into any legal dispute, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Fart By Mail of all claims and expenses, including attorneys’ fees, arising out of Your use of a Fart By Mail product.
Choice of Law and Forum (California dude.)
Any legal dispute arising between You and Fart By Mail will be governed by the laws of California and all claims or actions will be brought in California court.
Policy (Got Your Back.)
The basic information Fart By Mail collects is used to process Your order and contact You to confirm Your purchase or provide you with information about Fart By Mail. Fart by Mail will not sell, distribute or lease Your personal information to third parties unless You approve or are required by law to do so.
Fart by Mail’s hotshot team of computer programmers, owners, and flatulators have in place procedures to ensure the information You share with Fart By Mail is safeguarded.
Fart By Mail may update these policies at any time, therefore each time you make a purchase at Fart By Mail, please re-read these policies, even if it makes you feel like Bill Murray in the landmark comedy Groundhog Day.